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I've always believed that poems were aural creatures — that is, they were meant to be heard.  Not seen.  And that the score — the organization of the words on the page — was merely a guide to the performer.     — K1  



Poem of the Month

May, 2012 

Joke of the Month

Sister Mary

April, 2012 

Sexing Flies...

March, 2012 

The Redneck at the Bar

February, 2012 

frogprincess2.gifThe Frog Princess

January, 2012 

Catcher of the Eye

December, 2011 

Electric Train

November, 2011 

Dog Talk

October, 2011 

Billy Bob's Strip Tease

September, 2011 

Square Testicles

August, 2011 

Little Johnny

July, 2011 

Two Beggars in Rome

June, 2011 

Just Ask a Local

May, 2011 

Working Woman

April, 2011 

Tiger drives a BMW

March, 2011 

A zoo in Alabama got a new gorilla

February, 2011 

Southern Cuisine

January, 2011 

The Three Wise Men

December, 2010 

Redneck Logic

November, 2010 

Trip to Rome

October, 2010 

It Was a Dark and Stormy Night


Earlier Poem-of-the-Months,
    September – March, 2010

   

September, 2010 – “Old King Cole” 

August, 2010 – “This Suit of Flesh” 

July, 2010 – “Little Miss Muffet” 

June, 2010 – “The Lion Paces” 

May, 2010 – “Spring” 

April, 2010 – “Jack and the Wife” 

March, 2010 – “Sweet Phylinda” 


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Earlier Joke-of-the-Months,
    September – March, 2010   


September, 2010   Separate Flights

August, 2010   85-year old check-up

July, 2010   A Missed Conception ...

June, 2010   Ireland declares WAR on France!

May, 2010   What if you actually accomplish your life's goal? ...

April, 2010   A guy walks into a bar in Alabama ...

March, 2010   From a bagpiper — true story!

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